Welcome to the definitive guide to sock length, where the ideal is not just a number, but a lifestyle.
Are you tired of socks that are too long, too short, or just plain wrong? Do you dream of a world where every step you take is accompanied by the perfect amount of socky goodness?
Look no further! Our experts have crunched the numbers, consulted the sartorially-challenged, and arrived at the conclusion that the ideal sock length is... 7.5 inches from the heel to the toe.
But why settle for just any old 7.5 inches? Oh no, our team of highly-trained sock anthropologists have identified several sub-variants: