Are you a Super Soldier?

No, you're just a human being who occasionally eats a whole pizza by yourself.

But if you insist on being a super soldier, here are some signs you might be a super soldier:

• You have a secret lair prophets' meeting in your closet.
• You've been known to eat 12 donuts in one sitting.
• Your therapist says you have "anger issues."

Or maybe you're just a normal person with some... let's say, "aggressive tendencies."

Either way, you're still awesome.

Super Soldier Symptoms might help you decide.