You are a sentient pineapple upside-down.

It's a tough spot to be in. You've got feelings, thoughts, and a prickly exterior.

Do you:

A) Spend all your days lounging on a tropical beach, basking in the sun's warm glow. B) Develop a passion for tax accounting and spend your nights poring over spreadsheets. C) Run away from your feelings and join a traveling circus as a strongman.

Or maybe you're feeling:

A) A strong desire to be a professional snail trainer. B) A need to communicate with the spirit world through interpretive dance. C) A secret love for collecting vintage typewriters.