This is it. This is the moment of truth.

Are you tired of being yourself? Do you yearn for a sense of existential dread?

Look no further! Our expert team of identity crisis consultants has compiled the definitive guide to launching an identity crisis in the comfort of your own home.

Phase One: The Crisis Sets In | Phase Two: The Descent into Chaos | Phase Three: The Abyss of Uncertainty

We've got you covered with our three-phase approach:

1. Phase one: The Crisis Sets In - Learn how to properly freak out in public
2. Phase two: The Descent into Chaos - Develop a healthy obsession with social media
3. Phase three: The Abyss of Uncertainty - Question everything, including the fabric of reality