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Mental Preparation: Meditate for 2 hours daily while staring at a wall.
Physical Conditioning: Run 5 miles in the snow while carrying a 50-pound ruck.
Combat Training: Learn to kill a man with a single punch while maintaining a witty remark.
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Mental Preparation: Read 50 pages of Nietzsche while reciting Shakespearean sonnets in reverse.
Physical Conditioning: Jump into a pit filled with broken glass while maintaining a 3.5 GPA in parkour.
Combat Training: Develop the ability to kill with a single glance, while maintaining a charming smile.
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Mental Preparation: Learn to think for yourself while maintaining the ability to follow orders without question.
Physical Conditioning: Run a marathon while juggling chainsaws and chains while reciting the entirety of the phonebook.
Combat Training: Develop the ability to kill with a single word, while maintaining a charming smile.
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