Parasocial Identity Disorder Selfie Station

Welcome, friend! Are you feeling a little... disconnected from your actual self? Do you find yourself taking more selfies minimalist still-life selfies than, well, actual selfies? Do your online profiles resemble a finely-crafted dollhouse with 17 identical, yet somehow still somehow different, iterations of yourself?

Well, friend, you're in luck! Here, take this selfie:

But wait, there's more! You can also try:

Don't have a parasocial identity crisis... yet. But hey, you never know when it might strike.

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