Welcome, friend! Are you feeling a little... disconnected from your actual self? Do you find yourself taking more selfies minimalist still-life selfies than, well, actual selfies? Do your online profiles resemble a finely-crafted dollhouse with 17 identical, yet somehow still somehow different, iterations of yourself?
Well, friend, you're in luck! Here, take this selfie:
But wait, there's more! You can also try:
Don't have a parasocial identity crisis... yet. But hey, you never know when it might strike.