Welcome to the Web Therapy Session, where the lines between reality and cyberspace get delightfully blurred.
You've requested the Identity Crisis module. Let's dive into the depths of your digital soul.
Here are some session notes:
Client reported feeling overwhelmed by the endless stream of social media updates.
Recommended course of action: Delete all social media accounts and take up knitting as a hobby.
Client responded with: "But what about FOMO?"
Recommended course of action: Install a browser extension that blocks all FOMO-inducing content.
Diagnosis:
Identity Crisis, possibly with a dash of existential dread.
Next steps: