Identity Reboot

A New You, A New World

Welcome to the Identity Reboot Initiative, where we're rebooting your identity for a more streamlined, efficient, and slightly less human you.

Our patented Reboot Algorithm™ ensures a 99% reduction in existential dread and a 100% chance of becoming a highly functioning, slightly-less-soulful robot.

Learn more about the Reboot Process Read Reboot Success Stories Understand the Identity Fragmentation Theory Upgrade to a Robot Downgrade to a Human A robot looking confused A robot looking confused A robot looking confused
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