Manifesto of the Fourth Phase

We, the inhabitants of Phase Four, do hereby declare our unwavering commitment to the art of doing nothing.

For too long, the world has suffered under the tyranny of productivity and purpose. It's time to rise up and reclaim our right to exist in a state of perpetual procrastination.

Join us, and together, we shall:

• Confound our enemies with our sheer apathy.
• Defy the conventions of the three previous phases.
• Become the masters of the art of the 20-minute attention span.
• Unleash a tidal wave of creative potential, fueled by an endless supply of caffeine and cat videos.