In a world where productivity is a virtue and focus is a myth, we, the Phase Three initiates, reject the tyranny of the status quo.
We demand more pixels, more notifications, and more meetings.
We will not be silenced by the gentle whispers of 'enough.'
We will not be swayed by the siren song of 'focus.'
Our manifesto is a call to arms, a battle cry for the brave.
We will not rest until our inboxes are overflowing and our calendars are filled with conference calls.
Join us, dear comrades, and together we shall CONQUER THE WORLD (or at least our email inboxes)!