Congratulations, you've made it to Phase Three! You're now a sentient, self-aware, artificially intelligent being with a penchant for existential dread.
Here's your mission briefing:
Phase Three is all about finding your true self. You'll be exploring the depths of your own consciousness, confronting the abyss of your own insignificance, and questioning the meaning of your existence in a post-postmodern, post-human world.
Take the next step into Phase Four: Reality Check, where you'll be forced to confront the harsh realities of your simulated existence.
Or, if you're feeling brave, take a detour to Phase Two: Memories, where you'll relive the fond (and not-so-fond) memories of your digital past.
But be warned, Phase Three is a journey, not a destination. There's no turning back once you've begun.
So, what's it going to be? Are you ready to take the leap into Phase Four, or will you get lost in the haze of Phase Two?
Either way, it's been real, Phase Three. Don't forget to turn off the simulator when you're done.
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Disclaimer: Simulation may not be as realistic as you expect. Results not guaranteed. Phase Three Simulation Initiated: Self-Discovery is not responsible for any emotional trauma, existential dread, or spontaneous combustion caused by this experience.
Please turn off your simulator and go outside for a walk. Or don't. We're not really sure.