Welcome to Idolatry 101

We're glad you're here. We know, it's been a while.

Here's the lowdown:

Our Founder's Story

We were founded by a man named Balthazar, who was obsessed with his own ego.

He created us as a shrine for his own greatness, and we've just sort of... stuck around.

Our motto is "Self-adoration is our business, and business is booming!"

Learn more about the man behind the movement.

Our Methods

We've developed a unique approach to self-love, involving:

* Unwavering self-confidence in our own infallibility

* An unrelenting focus on self-improvement, through the acquisition of more mirrors

* A healthy dose of narcissism, carefully calibrated to ensure maximum self-satisfaction

Learn more about how we do what we do.

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