When in Rome (and other places)

When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Or don't. It's up to you, really.

But let's be real, when in other places, do what the locals do. Unless the locals are weird.

Like when in Tokyo, eat all the ramen. When in Paris, eat all the cheese. When in Berlin, eat all the currywurst. And so on.

But remember, it's always about the food.

So, when in Athenian, do as the Athenians do. Or don't. It's up to you, really.

Or, when in Bangkok, do as the Bangkokians do. Or don't. It's up to you, really.

Or, when in Moscow, do as the Moscowians do. Or don't. It's up to you, really.

But let's be real, it's always about the food. Except in Rio, where it's about the Carnival. Or the beaches. Or the food. Okay, it's always about the food.