This is where the idioms get weird, man. Like, you know, really weird.
Don't do it. Like, just don't. Learn how to clean up the mess instead.
When in Rome, do as Rome does, unless Rome is, like, super annoying, and then just do what you want. Read about the Roman Empire's influence on modern idioms.
Just, like, walk around it. Get your cardio on and find another way.