Step 3: Ancient Sciences in Idleness

As we journey deeper into the labyrinth of idiomatic expressions, we find ourselves in the presence of the ancient sciences, whose wisdom was forged in the depths of human apathy.

Ancient Science of Sighs

In this esteemed field, scholars spent centuries studying the intricacies of exhalation.

• Exhalation theory: The study of optimal ways to express discontent without actually doing anything.
• The art of sighing: Mastering the subtle art of releasing pent-up frustration while maintaining eye contact.

For further study, visit our subpage on Ancient Science of Sighs.

Or, for an alternative perspective, explore Ancient Science of Rolling One's Eyes.