"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm not arguing." - The Art of Deflection
"I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy... for doing nothing." - The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing
"I'm not late, I'm just fashionably punctual." - The Art of Arriving Fashionably Late
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