It started with the best of intentions: a perfectly good recipe for "peas for dinner". But, as the hours ticked by, and the "peas for dinner" began to congeal into a "pea-soup for dinner".
Now, the kitchen is a war zone, with peas flying everywhere. We're talking pea-fueled "pea-isodes" of epic "pea-proportions". The neighbors are calling it a "pea-astrophe".
It's not just a meal, it's a "pea-soup-ential" experience. Come for the peas, stay for the "pea-soup-ery".