When in Doubt, Call a Psychic

Because, let's be real, it's not like the universe owes you an explanation.

Phone number: 1-800-CALL-ME (1-800-2255-636)

• Fortune Cookie Readings ($10/minute)
• Clairvoyant Life Coaching ($20/minute)
• Kid's Birthday Party Package ($5/minute)

		
			Psychic services provided by: 
			Babs the Clairvoyant,
			Bob the Medium, and
			Chuck the Fortune Teller
		
	

Disclaimer:

We're not responsible for any lost souls or ruined relationships. Or are we?

Terms and Conditions:

By calling us, you agree to not sue us when we tell you that your cat is plotting against you.