The Igneous Collection

Welcome, visitor, to the esteemed Igneous Collection. Here, you'll find the world's most valuable, most sought-after, most utterly useless collection of igneous rocks.

With over 100 years of experience, we've amassed a collection of 500 rocks, each one a masterpiece in its own right.

Rocks of Interest

Our star attraction is the "Igneous Supreme," a stunning example of a rock that's been sat in a corner for 30 years without being touched. It's a real head-turner.

Other notable mentions include the "Rock of Many Faces," which has been known to change its shape on occasion, and the "Rock of Many Holes," which is just a rock with holes in it.

Our Collection

We have 500 rocks, each one a unique and valuable addition to the collection. Some of our notable rocks include:

Get Your Rock On

Want to own a piece of igneous history? Visit our online store to purchase your very own rock.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try to find us in person. We're not always easy to find, but we're always worth the hunt.

Good luck, and happy rocking!

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