Pee-ing on the System: A Guide to Ignoring the Peculiarities of Human Nature

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Step 1: Deny, deny, deny. When faced with an awkward social situation, remember: you don't have to acknowledge the elephant in the room if the elephant doesn't exist.

Step 2: Create a diversion. Distract yourself with a nearby snack or a particularly interesting lint ball on the carpet.

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