A collection of unsolicited advice from people who clearly have none to give
Welcome to the ultimate destination for people who know better than you do. Here's a curated selection of advice from experts who are clearly experts on nothing.
Eat more cheese
From the renowned Dr. Cheesecake McSparkles, expert on all things dairy:
- Don't worry about your diet, just eat more cheese
- It's not like you'll gain weight or anything
But wait, what about chips?
Worry less, stress more
From the celebrated Dr. StressyPants, expert on all things anxiety:
- Just think about all the things that could go wrong
- It's good exercise for your brain, right?
But what about actual solutions?
Buy more things, save more stuff
From the illustrious Mr. Shopzilla, expert on all things consumerism:
- The more stuff you buy, the more you'll need to buy
- It's like they say, 'you can never have too many shoes'
But wait, what about the clutter?