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Are you tired of dealing with the constant nagging and pestering of your landlord?
Do you want to be free to paint your walls any color you want, without asking permission?
Look no further! This website is here to guide you through the art of ignoring your landlord, with style and finesse!
Step 1: Don't fix the leaky toilet. It's not your problem.
Step 2: Only pay rent when you feel like it.
Step 3: Ignore their emails. They'll get bored and leave you alone.