Life's too short, and math's even shorter. Who needs numbers when you've got Alternative Realities to explore?
Join us in our crusade against Ignoring the Data. Together, we can pretend the world doesn't work like this!
But first, grab a snack from the Snack Bar. We've got a special on "I'm Not Listening" cookies.
Ignore the Numbers and let's focus on the important things in life, like cat videos and Ignoring the Evidence!