Ignoring Your Requests

A Service Provided By Our Highly Trained Staff of Procrastinators

Are you tired of people paying attention to you? Do you wish to be constantly ignored? Look no further! Our team of highly trained staff are experts in the art of ignoring your requests. We'll make you feel like you're talking to a brick wall.

Our services include:

• Phone calls ignored for days, weeks, or months
• Text messages left unanswered for hours, days, or weeks
• Emails deleted without reading
• Mailed letters returned to sender with a nice "We Don't Care" stamp

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Subpages:

• Ignored Requests - Terms of Service
• Meet Our Ignore Team
• The Joy of Ignoring