Because, let's face it, they're not that interesting. But seriously, have you seen the state of them?
Here, you can learn about the art of ignoring your socks: Why Ignore Your Socks, Benefits of Ignoring Your Socks.
Because they're not going anywhere, are they?
They're just going to sit there, all alone and smelly. You might as well just pretend they're not even there.
The Socks Are Not Just a Problem but a Solution
Less laundry, more productivity. Who needs clean socks, really?
Also, less chance of encountering the horrors of foot fungus.
Or, you know, just go ahead and read The Ignorance Manifesto