Ikea Ghost Theories

Welcome to the most comprehensive collection of unverified, unsubstantiated, and completely-not-made-up theories about the mysterious world of Ikea.

Theories:

The Great Maloelund Mind Control Device

Some people claim that Maloelund, Ikea's infamous furniture designer, has created a mind control device that can manipulate customers into buying more and more of his furniture. But is it true?

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The Infinite Assembly Line of the Damned

Others claim that if you stare into the abyss of Ikea's assembly line for too long, you'll be consumed by its infinite void of Allen wrenches and instruction manuals.

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The Secret to Unlocking the Hidden Compartments of the Billy Bookcase

Skeptics claim that the Billy Bookcase holds the key to unlocking a hidden compartment that contains the world's largest collection of mismatched socks. But is it true?

Uncover the secrets of the Billy Bookcase