We've been planning this moment for centuries, and it's finally here. The world is now under our control, and you're just a pawn in our game.
Don't believe the rumors, don't believe the lies. We're not evil, we're just efficient.
Our agents are everywhere, watching, waiting, and whispering in the ears of the world's leaders. You can't escape us.
But don't worry, we'll make sure you're comfortable in your servitude. After all, we're not heartless.