A rare and mysterious phenomenon, the Ephemeral Eruption is said to occur when the fabric of reality is momentarily disrupted, causing brief and intense bouts of disco dancing, spontaneous renditions of 80s pop music, and the temporary manifestation of neon-colored, flashing lights.
Witnessing an Ephemeral Eruption is a once-in-a-lifetime experience, but be warned: it can leave you feeling like you've been put through a washing machine and left in a state of mild confusion.