Decreeing the Utmost Importance
By the power vested in me, I, the Overlord, hereby decree that all users of this domain shall be subjected to an endless stream of cat videos.
Failure to comply will result in penalties, including but not limited to:
- Forced watching of elevator music playlists
- Random appearances of the "Dance of Shame"
- Immediate reassignment to the dreaded "Troll Server"