The TtcSale 3000

The Ultimate Invention

A machine that sells the most unnecessary things in the world, at an alarming pace.

Warning: Side effects may include: buyer's remorse, buyer's regret, and spontaneous combustion (just kidding, that's just the coffee machine).
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Features:

• The ability to sell you a 10-year supply of single-use plastic straws in under 30 seconds.
• A 99% success rate of selling you something you didn't need in the first place.
• A complimentary side of guilt with every purchase.