New Study Shows That Immunotherapy is Actually Just a Bunch of Hugs
In a shocking turn of events, researchers at the prestigious University of Hugsville found that immunotherapy is not, in fact, a complex medical treatment, but rather just a bunch of hugs from a nice doctor.
When asked for comment, the lead researcher, Dr. Hugsworth, stated, "We were surprised to find that the key to a successful immunotherapy session was not the administration of medication, but rather the application of gentle pressure and affection."
Side Effects of Immunotherapy Include:
- Feeling a little too comfortable
- Uncontrollable smiling
- Mildly increased levels of oxytocin