By requesting an implant, you acknowledge that you're ready for a serious commitment.
We're not talking about a casual relationship here, folks. Implants are forever.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
We're not talking about a fun little game where you get to pretend to be someone else for a hot second.
No, no, no. Implanting is a real commitment that requires real responsibility.
Don't try to "level up" with your implant. It's not a video game, people.
You're not just implanting yourself, you're joining a community of like-minded individuals.
We're a community that values honesty, integrity, and a good sense of humor.
Don't be a "taker" – be a giver.
We're not here to judge, but you should probably think twice before implanting.
Are you sure you're ready for this kind of commitment?
Don't be a "try-before-you-buy" kind of person.
We're not just implanting, we're also... unimplanting.
Yes, it's a real thing.
Don't get caught off guard.
We're not just talking about sticking something in your body – we're talking about a work of art.
Think of it like a tattoo, but, like, permanently.
Don't just "get" an implant, create with one.