Implant Requests - Terms and Conditions

Section 1: Implanting with Caution

Article 1: Implanting is a Serious Business

By requesting an implant, you acknowledge that you're ready for a serious commitment.

We're not talking about a casual relationship here, folks. Implants are forever.

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Article 2: Implanting is Not a Game

We're not talking about a fun little game where you get to pretend to be someone else for a hot second.

No, no, no. Implanting is a real commitment that requires real responsibility.

Don't try to "level up" with your implant. It's not a video game, people.

Article 3: Implanting is a Community

You're not just implanting yourself, you're joining a community of like-minded individuals.

We're a community that values honesty, integrity, and a good sense of humor.

Don't be a "taker" – be a giver.

Section 2: Implanting with Caution

Article 4: Implanting is Not for Everyone

We're not here to judge, but you should probably think twice before implanting.

Are you sure you're ready for this kind of commitment?

Don't be a "try-before-you-buy" kind of person.

Article 5: Implanting is a Two-Way Street

We're not just implanting, we're also... unimplanting.

Yes, it's a real thing.

Don't get caught off guard.

Section 3: Implanting with Flair

Article 6: Implanting is an Art Form

We're not just talking about sticking something in your body – we're talking about a work of art.

Think of it like a tattoo, but, like, permanently.

Don't just "get" an implant, create with one.