Welcome to Implant-Surgeries, where we're grafted to perfection.
• Brain-Computer Synching: Because who needs a brain when you can have the internet.
• Limb Replacement Surgery Classes: Because who needs limbs when you can have a sweet, sweet sense of freedom.
• Our Doctors Are Not Robots, but they do have 4.5/5.5 stars on Google.
• Our Clients Are the Future of medicine... or are they?
• Our Bills Are as High as Our Opulence (just kidding, they're actually just high).
Call us today to schedule your appointment at Contact Us.
Or, you know, just don't. We're not really into that whole 'customer service' thing.