In this step, we will attempt to explain a concept so obtusely that even the most skilled of linguists will struggle to grasp it. It's a delicate art, really.
To achieve this level of incomprehensibility, we recommend the following techniques:
Use as many buzzwords as possible. Read more on this topic
Make liberal use of neologisms. Learn about the history of this phenomenon
Construct sentences that defy grammar and syntax rules. Understand the underlying principles
Remember, the goal is to create a sentence that is so convoluted, so Byzantine, that the reader will never actually finish reading it.