Implementation Issues: A Guide to Not Getting It Right

Warning: the following content is not intended to be taken seriously. Like, at all.

The Classic "We Didn't Read the Manual" Edition

Did you know that the manual is not just a guide, but a sacred text? Apparently not, since our team managed to install the new server without following it.

Resultant problems include:

Randomly rebooting every 5 minutes
Data loss and corruption due to 'accidental' formatting
A strange, pulsating smell that's just 'normal'

But don't worry, we're on it! (Just kidding, we're still trying to figure out what we're doing)

Related Subpages:

The Tragic Case of the Overly Optimistic Developer | The Myths of the Magic Reboot Button

The "We're Still Trying" Edition

Because sometimes you just have to pretend like you know what you're doing, right?

Features include:

A 50% chance of randomly working
Optional: a 10% chance of exploding
A 100% chance of looking very concerned

We're still working on it! (Seriously, we're on it)

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