Blerp-bloop Alpha Release: Because Why Not

Experimental, Unrefined, and Possibly Hazardous

We're testing the limits of our sanity and your patience with the 'Blerp-bloop' Alpha Release. This is not a real product, but rather a proof-of-concept gone wild.

Features:

• Randomly generated error messages
• Unintentionally obtuse UI design
• Unpredictable, possibly catastrophic performance

Known issues:

• May cause spontaneous laughter
• Might just plain old crash

Report any bugs or issues to our completely untrained support team at /feedback-bloop

Or, you know, just don't.

Blerp-bloop Alpha Release Statistics

Alpha Release Build 1.0

Bugs: 12

Crashes: 8

Spontaneous laughter: 3

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