The Blerp Bloop system is currently experiencing a series of catastrophic failures. Known issues include:
1. Random Blooping Spontaneously: In some cases, the Blerp Bloop system has been observed to spontaneously generate a loud, piercing "Bloop" sound at random intervals. This is not a bug, we swear.
2. Inability to Bleep: In certain situations, the system is unable to properly Bleep, resulting in a series of unfortunate events.
3. Unpredictable Blerping: Blerps have been reported to occur at irregular intervals, causing users to question the very fabric of reality.
For more information on how to deal with these issues, see our Troubleshooting Guide.