Gloopernacks are coming along, but slowly. We're still ironing out kinks with the Trans-Dimensional Sock-Clutching System and the Fuzzy Logic Engine. But don't worry, we're on schedule...ish.
Current Status:
- Trans-Dimensional Sock-Clutching System: 37% complete (mostly working, but sometimes gets stuck on Tuesdays)
- Fuzzy Logic Engine: 42% complete (still has a 30% chance of randomly shouting "BANANAS" at inopportune moments)
- Coffee Consumption: 100% complete (we've got a steady supply of caffeine to fuel our coding marathons)
Next Steps:
- Integrate the Sock-Clutching System with the Fuzzy Logic Engine
- Implement the Autonomous Sock-Folding Algorithm
- Deploy the Gloopernack Intranet (currently in beta)