Neon Nonsense Implementation Status

As of today, our team has reached NEON NINETY PERCENT COMPLETE implementation of the Neon Nonsense system.

We are proud to announce that the following features are now available:

Glittering Lights: Our lights now shine with an otherworldly glow.
Glowing Text: Our text is now so bright, it'll make your eyes water.
Unstable Animations: Our animations are now randomly flickering like a seizure-inducing disco party.
Unpredictable Colors: Our colors change every 0.05 seconds, because why not?

Forthcoming Features

We're working hard to bring you even more exciting (or terrifying) features, including:

Mandatory Earplugs: Because our animations are so loud, you'll need earplugs to survive.
Neon-induced Hallucinations: Our colors are so bright, you'll start seeing things that aren't there.
Randomly-appearing Toasted Toast: Because, why not?

Stay tuned for further updates, and don't forget to bring your sunscreen.