The Hamster's Guide to World Domination
Step 1: Master the art of running on a wheel.
- Start by setting the wheel in motion, then focus on your breathing.
- Gradually increase your speed and distance, but don't get too distracted by the cat.
- Practice regularly to achieve maximum hamster velocity.
Training Plan
Monday: Wheel-running, 1 hour
Tuesday: Tunnel-navigating, 1 hour
Wednesday: Food-heisting, 1 hour
Thursday: Socialization with human, 30 minutes
Friday: Rest and relaxation, all day