Stop Trying to be Perfect 101: A Guide for the Utterly Inept

You know who you are. You know you're not perfect. So do us all a favor and just... stop.

Here are some tips to help you cope with your inadequacies:

1. Acceptance is key - It's okay to be wrong, it's okay to be bad at things.
2. Learn from your peers - They're probably just as bad as you are.
3. Just make it up as you go - Who needs facts when you can just wing it?
4. Just pretend you are - You're probably already pretending, might as well just own it.

And remember, perfection is overrated. We're all just a bunch of messy, half-baked failures trying to make it work.