In the year 3050, the fate of humanity was decided by a heated debate over pizza toppings. It was either going to be a utopia or a dystopia, and it all came down to the age-old question: Do you put pineapple on pizza?
After months of deliberation, the council finally reached a resolution: pineapple is, in fact, a suitable topping. But not everyone was pleased with this decision. Some factions of the population rose up, citing the sacred traditions of classic Italian cuisine and the horrors of "Hawaiian" pizza. The debate raged on, with some claiming it was a culinary abomination, while others hailed it as a bold new direction for the future.
As the dust settles, the world was forever changed. The pineapple was officially recognized as a topping, and the people rejoiced. Or, at least, some of them did. Others continued to grumble and complain, but it was too late. The pineapple was here to stay.
Resolution 2: The Great Sock Drawer Debate Resolution 3: The Justification of Justification