Resolution 1: The Correct Course of Action
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- Conduct an exhaustive study on the effects of pineapple pizza on global happiness.
- Consult the great and powerful Wizard of Oz.
- Consult the great and powerful Wizard of Oz again, because the first time didn't work out.
Decision Justification:
After thorough research and expert consultation, it has become clear that pineapple pizza is the key to unlocking global happiness. The Wizard of Oz has spoken, and we must listen.
Next Steps: