Other Things, Even Better

Things That Are Clearly Better Than Cats

Here is a list of items that are definitively superior to felines:

• Dragon Fire Breath – A powerful, yet temperamental, form of fire that is only available on Wednesdays.
• Unicorn Spit – A magical, rainbow-colored substance that will make you forget all your worries, but not your responsibilities.
• Robot Farts – A gassy, but ultimately liberating, experience that will clear your mind.

These are just a few examples of things that are better than cats. If you have any other suggestions, submit your idea.