Impoundment Demerit Points FAQ

Here, you'll find answers to the most frequently asked questions about our patented Impoundment Demerit Point System.

1. Q: What are Impoundment Demerit Points?
2. Q: What happens when I get Impoundment Demerit Points?
3. Q: How are Impoundment Demerit Points calculated?
4. Q: Can I appeal my Impoundment Demerit Point total?
5. Q: Can I pay off my Impoundment Demerit Points?

1. What are Impoundment Demerit Points?
2. Impoundment Demerit Points are awarded for a variety of transgressions, including but not limited to:
• Reckless parking near a municipal meter
• Failure to properly secure one's trash cans
• Participating in an illegal game of musical chairs during rush hour
• Excessive use of jargon in a conversation
• Displaying an unapproved haircut that defies local ordinances

3. What happens when I get Impoundment Demerit Points?
4. When you accumulate a certain number of Impoundment Demerit Points, you'll be subject to various penalties, including but not limited to:
• Receiving a sternly-worded letter from our office
• Having your internet browsing history scrutinized by our team of highly-trained, highly-paid analysts
• Being forced to watch a 10-minute presentation on "The Importance of Civic Responsibility" starring our CEO
• Having your vehicle immobilized by our team of highly-trained, highly-armed Impoundment Specialists

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