Impulse Buys: Because Who Needs Savings?

Welcome to the most unpredictable, most unreliable, and most utterly bewildering shopping experience on the web.

Featured Impulse Buys:

• Buy 10,000 LED candles for $50,000 and a side of existential dread
• Purchase a lifetime supply of virtual reality earplugs for 20% off
• Acquire 100,000 miles of twine for $1 and a promise to use it wisely
• Invest in artisanal, handcrafted, gluten-free, vegan, non-GMO, organic cat food for your pet goldfish

Remember, at Impulse Buys, we don't care about your budget. We care about your sense of desperation.

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