Quotes of Utter Indifference

Here are some quotes that say "meh" to prophets, gods, and everything else.

Quotes:

• "I'm not a morning person, I'm not a night person, I'm just 'I'll get to it eventually' person" - Someone who probably doesn't get to it
• "I don't care about your feelings, but I'll pretend to for the sake of small talk" - The Ultimate Politician
• "If at first you don't succeed, hide your failure and pretend you meant to do it that way" - Someone with an impressive track record
• "Life is short, especially on Tuesdays" - A person who's probably a Monday-Thursday person
• "I'd rather be a functioning member of society, but I'm not really sure what that means" - The Confused

Want more of these delightful quotes? Try:

• Underwhelming Philosophy
• Utterly Ordinary Quotes
• Overly Enthusiastic Quotes