The Ministry of Correct Thinking, Indoctrination Division is a highly respected institution dedicated to the reeducation of those who have fallen into the abyss of wrong thinking. We offer a comprehensive program in the art of thinking like us, and we're proud to say that our graduates are the most correct thinkers in the known universe.
Our indoctrination process consists of a rigorous regimen of lectures, workshops, and group activities designed to reprogram your brain with the Correct Way of Thinking. Our expert faculty will guide you through the process, and our state-of-the-art facilities will provide you with the perfect environment to learn and reflect.
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