Induced Paralysis: Statistics
Probability of Sudden Onset Paralysis from Watching too much cat videos:
1 in 1,000,000,000 (but probably higher if you're watching cat videos right now)
Causes: Learn more
Average number of hours spent in a single gaming session:
3-5 hours (but can range from 1-10 hours if you're really dedicated)
Causes: Learn more about game addiction
Percentage of people who will pretend to be interested in your hobby just to seem cool:
75% (but only 25% of these people actually care)