Blerg is our resident expert in inefficient programming techniques. When he's not busy rewriting code to be more complicated, he's probably sleeping.
His motto is "If it's not broken, it's not interesting."
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Line of code written per hour: 0.5
Caffeine consumption per day: 5 cups
Hours spent napping per day: 8